a-smile-that-i-dont-believe-in:
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
i showed this to my boyfriend and he started to cry
i love a man with a massive, strong, impressive, throbbing vocabulary
FutureCas, uh, personal space…
yes im a boy
yes i knit things
This guy should be some crazy DC villain…
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.
oh god someone do this
FERNACULAR
GET ON IT
I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!
He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsterscan anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?
The Ghostfacers meet Castiel
curiositymurderedyourvirginity:
I am willing to marry whoever made this.
Why doesn’t anybody question that they were on here to find this??/?/???/??
Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line
Villains have surprisingly peppy ringtones.
DC + making duck face his bitch
Instant reblog. This needs to be on every Doctor Who blog.
HEYYY MACERNENA
You can come out when your done bein a little faggot
ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.
When you’re nice to anyone from the opposite gender for the sake of being nice and they immediately assume you’re trying to bang and you just
